Angela: Did you guys get hit with snowmaggedon?
Me: Getting hit now! Lochsnowmonster! Snowzilla! Flying purple snowmoeater! Lindsey Snowhan! You?
Angela: Holy snowly. Snowbo baggins. Snow way jose. Re snow man. But yeah it is snowing here. Are you gonna get stuck at work?
Me: Snow. They’re letting us go at snoown. Snow snowbody gets stuck. Snow nice of them.
Angela: Snowtally. Well i’m snow relieved. How ice of them.
Me: Well you snow i work for snooooowtally ice people. Snows my mind. This place is a snowasis. Gonna make them some snowtmeal cookies.
Angela: Snow yeah. You should snow to the snowper market and get some ice crispies too. All of my old snow workers snowtally love them.
Me: You’re such a snowcial butterfly! I’ll snowtally get some. But I was snowping to eat some chicken fried ice and fried snowkra. I like fried stuff you snow?
Angela: Yummy. I was feeling like italian. A little spaghettisnows and a snowsagna or fetticini snowlfredo. Maybe some italian ice. I don’t really snow yet.
Me: Snowbody snows what you’ll have. It’ll be snow good though.